Cycle-fu


I think my cycle-fu is broken. My legs ache like bastards which is silly because I cycled home on saturday from Simon’s which is only 8 miles and I feel like a cripple today. The muscles in my bum hurt. Sob. I’m getting a bit antsi about cycling at the moment. Stupid Bristol drivers. Might take the…

Dodgy nightclubs and moving house


I haven’t been to one for ages and ages. And this weekend I am going to a proper pit. I have been assured that it will be a properly foul place, over heated, dodgy beer, mosh pit, dark corners, ridiculously loud rock music and bands. Metallica tribute thing and a band who has one of…

ARGH


STRESS. It has now hit me. I have so much to doooooo. (Kinda). Must pack up stuff and put in loft. Must pack rucksack for travelling. Must pack clothes for Fri/sat/sun. Take stuff to charity shop. Get bike to Phil. Redirect post. Complete all laundry. Change bed clothes. Win competition for Chris ( http://gnews.com/SnowVote.aspx – vote…

Still no bloody snow


There is about 11cms of snow across the UK today. But not in Portishead. It feels so special. The car park is a little iced up but that’s it. Plans for this week. Monday – pack up stuff and put in loft. Tuesday – Pack bag Wednesday – drink, eat curry and make merry Thursday…

Fixed


I fixed the hair. I look normal now. Chris laughed at me. The bastard. He was right tho, it looked awful. So far 11 people have asked me if I’m packed yet. I don’t understand. Surely you only pack a couple of days before you go? I leave on friday morning for Oxford and then depart from…

why is everyone asking me whether I’m packed yet?


NO I HAVEN’T PACKED. I still have 12 days. I haven’t even tried packing my rucksack and I only really have a vague list of things that I am going to take. Basically I am screwed. I’m going to do my usual trick of packing at 3am after over-consumption of alcohol and then buying everything when I get there. I…