I just ordered the iphone. It was £5 a month more than my current P-O-S (piece of shit) so I deemed it worth it. I can play on the train.
I’m going to get a bloody iPhone. It’s no more expensive than I currently pay on my contract and I shall be able to play with it on the train to work. This is the answer. To everything. Well to all the questions that the answer is not 42.