These articles are about about how Marilyn, Liz Taylor, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jackie Kennedy etc ate. They are mainly hysterical.
“Then I google Marilyn Monroe’s name and discover a cottage industry surrounding how to affect Marilyn Monroe’s style and demeanor. There are a lot of forums and articles with tips like “Blink slowly” or “Use hormone cream to grow a downy hair on your face.” ”
“The heart of darkness — my celery loaf — is still in the oven. I had forgotten about it, but the time has come time to confront my demon in its celery face.”