I haz them. Well I don’t have them yet, but I am getting my eyes LASIK’d in a few months time. I am super excited as I am 100% fed up with wearing glasses and about 90% fed up with wearing contact lenses. I have been wearing glasses for almost 20 years and I am sick of them. They never fit properly, they give me headaches and I don’t like the way I look in them. As part of the testing to make sure that you can have the surgery, they give you some eye drops which dilate your pupils and make you look like a) you’re on drugs and b) the cat from Shrek. I also couldn’t see very well and had to walk home after the check up, staggering around Bristol like a drunkard.