Laser eyeballs (also rather dilated)


I haz them. Well I don’t have them yet, but I am getting my eyes LASIK’d in a few months time. I am super excited as I am 100% fed up with wearing glasses and about 90% fed up with wearing contact lenses. I have been wearing glasses for almost 20 years and I am…

MOLE!


This was, well, incredible. It took forever to make. Well, about 2 hours. It was easily the most complicated recipe I have ever made before, with the most bizarre and intensely weird set of ingredients. It contains almonds, walnuts, half a brioche bun, plantain, prunes, raisins, tomatoes, onions, garlic, star anise, oregano and cinnamon. Plus…