Party dressing!

This is a struggle. I can’t remember the last time I dressed up for a Christmas party, or indeed, any other black tie event.

I have NO idea what to wear. I did buy a dress but now I fear that it is not formal enough at all.

I did however get these helpful rules sent to me.

“Now begins the critical period forPARTIES to celebrate CHRISTMAS.
They involving not only the family andfriends, as well as formal events.
I’m going to remember you my10 RULES to be always on TOP! 1. Don’t wear RED or GREEN outfits.
You will look alike a  Christmas tree.

2. Forget any COATS(also if outside it’s only 5 degrees).
You should make a big impact
just with your dress.

3. Choose a GOLD.
You will emphasize the idea
to be a Christmas GIFT to unwrap.

4. Go to the hairdresser, facial,manicure and pedicure.
Don’t be worry to be OVER-DONE!

5. Choose between HAT and MAKEUP,
if you wear a hat keep fresh face
otherwise you will looks like a transvestite.

6. Wearing lots of JEWELLERY.
the sound of JEWELLERY banish
bad thoughts and bad ghosts.

7. Focus on the SHOES.
Generally at Christmas party you spend
a lot of time seated on the sofa.

8. Shoes have to carry all the magicalatmosphere of Christmas:
Choose sparkling, shiny, eccentric, metallic, decorative, precious, brocade, extravagant, color-full, magnificent, enchanting,

9. Don’t be worry about your BAG,
you immediately will forget it on some chairs.

10.  Don’t throw yourself on the drinksand on the food.
It’s not POLITE!