As brought to my attention by the amazing Mishka.
Featuring such items as ….
Miss Switzerland Linda Faeh
Switzerland apparently got tired of being neutral, you guys. Miss Switzerland will bathe in the blood of her enemies if she doesn’t at least make it to runner up. Also, if you don’t drink her cocoa.
Miss Uruguay Stephany Ortega
Uruguay Jones, Indiana’s distant cousin.
Miss USA Rima Fakih
EAT IT, WORLD! IN AMERICA, OUR STRIPPERS CAN FLY!
Miss Honduras Kenia Martinez
Miss Honduras is a gigantic feathered cat creature and she will fuck your shit up if you piss her off.
I am faintly dismayed by the UK entry. Can’t leave the bloody leggings alone
Miss Great Britain Tara Vaitiere Hoyos
If she really wanted to be provocative, she should have shown more skin and had her sash say “BEEFEATER.”