ooh sarcasm overdrive. Also, grumpyness. No idea why. Well I do, my stomach hurts and I want to go home. I hope it’s not my own cooking that’s done it. I made a delicious dinner last night for Simon & his housemate – salmon wrapped in dill & prawn sauce and then all wrapped in pastry. With wilted spinach, sweetcorn, mange tout and baby roasted potatoes. Tomorrow I think I may just not eat and see if I can make my stomach stop bloody hurting.

I may also be being provocative on Facebook again.