Broken


I just ordered the iphone. It was £5 a month more than my current P-O-S (piece of shit) so I deemed it worth it. I can play on the train.

Things to be done when bored at work


Read the Guardian Read the Times Read the work intranet (there are pluses to working for a huge broadcaster) Daydream in front of a spreadsheet (winning the lottery has featured highly this week) Be contentious on Facebook Play on the internet. Post on this here blog Contemplate an iPhone Make tea Review state of thighs…

Sardonic


ooh sarcasm overdrive. Also, grumpyness. No idea why. Well I do, my stomach hurts and I want to go home. I hope it’s not my own cooking that’s done it. I made a delicious dinner last night for Simon & his housemate – salmon wrapped in dill & prawn sauce and then all wrapped in…