Check us out! We were ready to go! (except for Andrew who looks curiously blank)

First stop was the Arthur’s Seat Maze. Which was aMAZEing. Boom tish. Sorry. It’s basically a Maze theme park. Yes. Lovely. For children you would thing. 3 hours later we were exhausted and only mildly disappointed in the lack of temporary tattooing going on.

There was a really cool sculpture garden!

and a surprisingly difficult Tyre Maze

and quite a lot of quite ludacrious topiary

and the highlight of the place – the Maize Maze. Which really was a bit like being in Children of the Corn. A bit silly.

The view from the top of the mountain that Arthur’s Seat is on is quite glorious

but the day ended very well with fish and chips on a rather glorious beach in Sorrento. Even if I’m not sure about something called a Chippery?! it’s a chippy ffs.