Still no bloody snow


There is about 11cms of snow across the UK today. But not in Portishead. It feels so special. The car park is a little iced up but that’s it. Plans for this week. Monday – pack up stuff and put in loft. Tuesday – Pack bag Wednesday – drink, eat curry and make merry Thursday…

Quite quite ridiculous


In fact, the most ridiculous hood ornament ever. It was on a Land Rover. Which amuses me as I think the doors would be too high for a dashund to jump into the car. Let alone get on the bonnet.

Fixed


I fixed the hair. I look normal now. Chris laughed at me. The bastard. He was right tho, it looked awful. So far 11 people have asked me if I’m packed yet. I don’t understand. Surely you only pack a couple of days before you go? I leave on friday morning for Oxford and then depart from…